{"product_id":"thanks-theyre-vintage","title":"Thanks, They're Vintage","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens_x100.png?v=1540352707\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReflective Mirrored Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Avo_Toast.png?v=1585003087\" alt=\"best use is avocado toast\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's the difference between vintage, antique \u0026amp; retro?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Vintage: \"characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,\" with true vintage at 50 years old.\u003cbr\u003e Antique: \"an object having special value because of its age,\" at least 100 years old.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Retro: \"Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,\" imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e4 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eALL HIPSTER\/INFLUENCER\/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/Tech_Callouts_Circle_G_480x480.jpg?v=1586976495\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/thanks_5_480x480.jpg?v=1647531172\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSTOP THE PRESS!!!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about\u003cbr\u003e \"Thanks, They're Vintage\" sunglasses.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Read our \"Thanks, They're Vintage\" Origin Story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39569543233591,"sku":"G00020-CG-LTG2-RF","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/thanks.webp?v=1647531233","url":"https:\/\/goodr-canada.myshopify.com\/products\/thanks-theyre-vintage","provider":"goodr Canada ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}