{"product_id":"scream-if-you-hate-gravity","title":"Scream If You Hate Gravity","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\" alt=\"lens type\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"head size\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFOR REGULAR HEADS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Fly_Suit_for_Mach_Gs.png?v=1614315632\" alt=\"best use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Fly_Suit_for_Mach_Gs.png?v=1614315632\"\u003eBEST FOR \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGOING UP, NEVER DOWN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLAST FROM THE PAST\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eREMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. 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