{"product_id":"never-the-big-spoon","title":"Never the Big Spoon","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/standard_lens_x100.png?v=1540352742\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Small Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/the-ogs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_Taco_1234931.png?7675\" alt=\"best use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLIL F*KIN GOODRS: NEVER THE BIG SPOON\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of here with your \"normal\" sized head and its normal cutlery needs. This sunnie is not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/OG-Tech-Image_v2.jpg?13699040943103910467\" alt=\"Frames tech\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\" style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/never-the-big-spoon.jpg?v=1665006492\" width=\"540\" height=\"540\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNEVER THE BIG SPOON\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCould you actually be royalty?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarl the Flamingo recently made a shocking discovery about his own noble ancestry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRead our Origin Story, Never The Big Spoon, to find out if YOU too could be secret royalty...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/blogs\/origin-story\/never-the-big-spoon-origin-story\" class=\"button button--small\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLearn more\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39967637504055,"sku":"G00113-LFG-LLB2-RF","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/never-the-big-spoon-1.jpg?v=1665011807","url":"https:\/\/goodr-canada.myshopify.com\/products\/never-the-big-spoon","provider":"goodr Canada ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}