{"product_id":"do-you-even-pistol-flamingo","title":"Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"lens type\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens_x100.png?v=1540352707\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"head size\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-big_x120.png?v=1535636819\"\u003eFor Tall \u0026amp; Wide Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/the-ogs\"\u003eneed regular? \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"best use\" src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_thorn_fence_2423445.png?7679\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for OCRs, PBRs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWith wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 REFLECTIVE LENSES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 NO DEMOGORGANS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Frames tech\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/BFG_tech_Image_v2.jpg?6654535808810049332\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/nx_fT6yQ_480x480.jpg?v=1586969669\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePISTOL SQUAAAAAD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eListen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also, we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols, but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols, spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form, your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BEAST goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31781315412023,"sku":"BFG-PK-TL4-RF","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/PiH4ru4A.jpg?v=1586970173","url":"https:\/\/goodr-canada.myshopify.com\/products\/do-you-even-pistol-flamingo","provider":"goodr Canada ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}