{"product_id":"cheesy-flight-attendant","title":"Cheesy Flight Attendant","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/gradient_lens.png?7675\" alt=\"lens type\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/gradient_lens.png?7675\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGradient Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor Regular or Wider Heads\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Fly_Suit_for_Mach_Gs.png?v=1593112810\" alt=\"best use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Fly_Suit_for_Mach_Gs.png?v=1593112810\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest Suited for Reaching New Heights\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"is-accordion-title\"\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"is-accordion-title\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"is-accordion-title\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"is-accordion-title\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 ALL SPEED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 class=\"is-accordion-title\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOrange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J\/K! J\/K! Geez!!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg height=\"780\" width=\"780\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/MACH-G-Lens-tech.jpg?v=1592956050\" alt=\"Frames tech\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eINTRODUCING CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/cheesy_3_480x480.jpg?v=1651583868\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39569543659575,"sku":"G00023-MG-LLB2-RF","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/cheesy_2.jpg?v=1651583822","url":"https:\/\/goodr-canada.myshopify.com\/products\/cheesy-flight-attendant","provider":"goodr Canada ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}