{"product_id":"best-dystopia-ever","title":"Best Dystopia Ever","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/8889\/3743\/files\/reflective_lens_480x480.png?v=1609984144\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/8889\/3743\/files\/reflective_lens_480x480.png?v=1609984144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" alt=\"best use\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\"\u003eBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSince these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*No batteries required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/VRG_Web_Icons-02.jpg?v=1608152908\" alt=\"Frames tech\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/ProductPageAssets_BestDystopiaEverSquare_Lifestyle.jpg?v=1674771164\" alt=\"Best Dystopia Ever |Blue futuristic style sunglasses with purple lenses | goodr sunglasses\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eyou will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest Dystopia Ever\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40116080967735,"sku":"G00199-VRG-PR2-RF","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/Untitled-7_01.png?v=1678322203","url":"https:\/\/goodr-canada.myshopify.com\/products\/best-dystopia-ever","provider":"goodr Canada ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}