{"product_id":"artifacts-not-artifeelings","title":"Artifacts, Not Artifeelings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"lens type\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\"\u003eDark non-reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"head size\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_beach_1376332.png?v=1557861466\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_beach_1376332.png?v=1557861466\"\u003eBest for beach sprints or sippin' on a Miami Vice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/PHG_1_480x480.webp?v=1647275558\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\" class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/Artifacts_SS22_1_480x480.jpg?v=1647274224\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eartiFACTS!!!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA kid brought homemade \"dinosaur bones\" to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!\u003cbr\u003e Take that, Mallory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39691954749495,"sku":"G00030-PHG-BR1-NR","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/Artifacts_SS22_4.jpg?v=1647274324","url":"https:\/\/goodr-canada.myshopify.com\/products\/artifacts-not-artifeelings","provider":"goodr Canada ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}