{"title":"VRGs","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-future-is-void","title":"The Future is Void","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/standard_lens_x100.png?v=1540352742\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNon-Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/collections\/bfgs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\" alt=\"best use\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOUR NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/OG-Tech-Image_v2.jpg?13699040943103910467\" alt=\"Frames tech\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\" style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"black futuristic sunglasses\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/0221_Blackout_TheFutureIsVoid_LIFESTYLE_IMAGE.jpg?v=1613750918\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE FUTURE IS VOID.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/blogs\/goodrtimes\/the-future-is-void-origin-story\"\u003eLearn more \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39387878457399,"sku":"VRG-BK-BK1-NR","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/The-Future-is-Void-Side_1000x_a1e7f224-7bd6-46d2-b151-4d49f0efa417.jpg?v=1624299195"},{"product_id":"naeon-flux-capacitor","title":"Naeon Flux Capacitor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\" alt=\"best use\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOUR NEWEST STYLE: THE VRG'S\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(as far as we know).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/VRG_Web_Icons-02.jpg?v=1608152908\" alt=\"Frames tech\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\" style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/NaeonSQ_Lifestyle.jpg?v=1608744456\" alt=\"How do you say Naeon\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eINTRODUCING NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah, we know you see those sick gull-wing doors on that DeLorean, but eyes up here, buddy. Look at the shades. With their naeon yellow frames and silver lenses, they can help you navigate the present, past, or future. Just don't hook up with one of your past\/future relatives b\/c you might destroy the space-time continuum and it's super gross.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/blogs\/goodrtimes\/naeon-flux-capacitor-origin-story\"\u003eLearn more \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39388024930359,"sku":"VRG-NYL-CH4-RF","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/VRGRenderProductImages-08_1000x_17319f4f-b2cc-4c9e-bf66-ac3f986788e3.jpg?v=1624301543"},{"product_id":"see-you-at-the-party-richter","title":"See You at the Party, Richter","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"lens type\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"head size\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"best use\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOUR NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(as far as we know).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Frames tech\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/VRG_Web_Icons-02.jpg?v=1608152908\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\" class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"What's our Vector, Richter?\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/RichertSQ_lifestyle.jpg?v=1608744456\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eINTRODUCING SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCongrats! You won a vacation! And by \"vacation,\" we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're getting shut down for violating ethics laws. Whoops-a-daisy. Well, forget the vacation. Buy these shades! (And if you think you already bought them, you're wrong, that's a false memory.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/blogs\/goodrtimes\/see-you-at-the-party-richter-origin-story\/\"\u003eLearn more \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39388040265783,"sku":"VRG-PK-PR2-RF","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/VRGRenderProductImages-02_1000x_be5cd277-9c2a-4be5-8e6a-3e7f3ef1d354.jpg?v=1624301709"},{"product_id":"best-dystopia-ever","title":"Best Dystopia Ever","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/8889\/3743\/files\/reflective_lens_480x480.png?v=1609984144\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0247\/8889\/3743\/files\/reflective_lens_480x480.png?v=1609984144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" alt=\"best use\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Hot_tub_icon.png?v=1609434535\"\u003eBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. 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