{"title":"THE LFGs","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"get-on-my-level","title":"Get On My Level","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/standard_lens_x100.png?v=1540352742\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNon-Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Small Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/the-ogs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_Taco_1234931.png?7675\" alt=\"best use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLIL F*KIN GOODRS: GET ON MY LEVEL\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/OG-Tech-Image_v2.jpg?13699040943103910467\" alt=\"Frames tech\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\" style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/files\/get-on-my-level.jpg?v=1665006443\" width=\"540\" height=\"540\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLOOKING TO FEEL INSPIRED?!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee how a tiny badass, rejected frat pledge, \u0026amp; living, laughing, loving divorcee, all came out on top!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRead our Origin Story, Get On My Level NOW!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/blogs\/origin-story\/get-on-my-level-origin-story\" class=\"button button--small\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLearn more\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39967547326519,"sku":"G00111-LFG-BK1-NR","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/get-on-my-level-1.jpg?v=1665009596"},{"product_id":"middle-seat-advantage","title":"Middle Seat Advantage","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/standard_lens_x100.png?v=1540352742\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Small Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/the-ogs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_Taco_1234931.png?7675\" alt=\"best use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLIL F*KIN GOODRS: MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. 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If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of here with your \"normal\" sized head and its normal cutlery needs. This sunnie is not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. 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How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. 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Read it NOW!!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.com\/blogs\/origin-story\/short-with-benefits-origin-story\" class=\"button button--small\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLearn more\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"RUN goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39967650775095,"sku":"G00114-LFG-PK1-RF","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/short-with-benefits-1.jpg?v=1665012117"},{"product_id":"shrimpin-aint-easy","title":"Shrimpin' Ain't Easy","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/standard_lens_x100.png?v=1540352742\" alt=\"lens type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Small Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/the-ogs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/noun_Taco_1234931.png?7675\" alt=\"best use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRiddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. 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