{"title":"Functional","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"insert-coin-to-continue","title":"Insert Coin to Continue","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" alt=\"lens type\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/clear_lens_x100.png?v=1540352694\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/clear_lens_x100.png?v=1540352694\"\u003eBlue Blocking Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodr.ca\/collections\/bfgs\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Game_Controller_Icon.png?v=16039919932\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Game_Controller_Icon.png?v=16039919932\"\u003eBest for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIs blue light bad for your eyes? 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They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Frames tech\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/CircleGLensInfo.jpg?v=1604027164\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Black Blue Blocking Circle Gs Lifestyle\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/insert_coin_image_lifestyle.jpg?v=1604349616\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOH, YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRound tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE...(Oh, that's awkward...yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh, you don't have any quarters on you? Guess you won't be able to finish reading this paragraph.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!--\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/goodrtimes.goodr.com\/gingers-soul\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"button button--small\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eLearn more\u003c\/a\u003e\n--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Game goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32437712683063,"sku":"CG-TR-CL1-BLB","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/Insert-Coin_3Q_1000x_b306ce9e-80d9-4ae5-802c-8dd77f74d0b9.jpg?v=1608565827"},{"product_id":"blue-shades-of-death","title":"Blue Shades of Death","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/clear_lens_x100.png?v=1540352694\" alt=\"lens type\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/clear_lens_x100.png?v=1540352694\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlue Blocking Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"head size\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/playgoodr.com.au\/collections\/bfgs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Game_Controller_Icon.png?v=16039919932\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Game_Controller_Icon.png?v=16039919932\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBest for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIs blue light bad for your eyes? 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You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e2 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4 FULL ARMOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e5 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNO SPOILED EASTER EGGS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNo one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Frames tech\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/OGLensInfo.jpg?v=1604027164\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Blue Blocking Glasses Lifestyle\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/BlueShades1.jpg?v=1604026095\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePC OR CONSOLE?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe greatest debate for gamers since the introduction of Atari. Well, maybe not that far back, but you get the gist. With our blue light blocking lenses, how you play doesn’t matter. These blue frames with clear lenses featuring Blue Mirage Technology will block that blue light in style. But, we still do want to know in the comments, PC, console, or original Ms. Pacman Arcade Game?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; overflow: hidden; height: 431px;\" class=\"wdgtc-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; padding-top: 0px;\" class=\"wdgtc-holder\"\u003e\u003ciframe style=\"position: absolute; top: 0px; left: 0px; width: 0px; height: 431px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 100%; min-width: 100%;\" src=\"https:\/\/widgetic.com\/api\/v2\/compositions\/5d139e26ecb2a142238b4567\/embed.html?autoscale=true\u0026amp;adaptive=414\u0026amp;lo=https%3A%2F%2Fgoodr.com\u0026amp;demo=true\" name=\"51241af9-8eb5-d8f3-05a1-edb4b9c11a65\" class=\"widgetic-composition\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Game goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32437725331511,"sku":"OG-BL-CL1-BLB","price":40.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/4558\/1367\/products\/Blue-Shades-of-Death-3Q_1000x_5aac0ddf-9f16-4b02-a8a4-eb40c4ea4036.jpg?v=1608567483"},{"product_id":"its-octopuses-not-octopi","title":"It's Octopuses, Not Octopi","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__feature-icons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\" alt=\"lens type\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/reflective_lens.png?21510\"\u003eMirrored Reflective Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"head size\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads or Wider Heads\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"best use\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Fly_Suit_for_Mach_Gs.png?v=1593112810\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Fly_Suit_for_Mach_Gs.png?v=1593112810\"\u003eBest Suited for Reaching New Heights\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLISTEN UP!!!!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. 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These purple sunnies won't slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSPLIT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row middle-xs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-xs-12 col-sm-6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe speed of light got nothing on you. 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